The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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