im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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