mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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