sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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