Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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