i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
