Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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