Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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