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(816): View more from Missouri

My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.

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(626): View more from California

Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.

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(716): View more from New York

She's like a pop up book from hell.

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(559): View more from California

I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas

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(330): View more from Ohio

Im coming down to miami this weekend

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We shall drink from the everclear river

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(847): View more from Illinois

Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end

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