I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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