Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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