i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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