Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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