I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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