That's when you crack a 10am beer
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
