i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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