I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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