Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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