I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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