My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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