this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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