So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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