butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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