i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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