How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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