Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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