You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
