in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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