we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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