never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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