he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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