sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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