It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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