You really coming over, don't trick.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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