fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
