god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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