are you still at the devil's house?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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