My friends, they love my intelligence
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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