Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
