Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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