But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Will exercising make me less horny?
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