dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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