We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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