it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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