You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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