Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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