why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
why is half of my head shaved?
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