your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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