I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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