i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
