I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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