So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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