Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So squirting runs in the family.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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