I think my vagina is haunted
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize