its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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