I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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