Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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