Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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